Shhhhhhh!!! You are kindly asked to keep your voice down please as you enter the magnificence of our BPR Hall of Art. Inside we encourage you to peruse the curiosities found in our famous Wendy Pepper lollipop gallery and soak in the masterpieces of Libretti, Vidal, and Morganza.
If you need a rest, please join your friends in the Franco lounge where our hippy-dippy staff of art snobs may or may not choose to serve you. On the schedule this evening is a special exhibit from the Magical Elves, titled "Project Runway". This is the type of work that lends itself to communal criticism, so please join us, won't you?