Among the many gems:
kevin fatone's model, for the sake of the camera, jumps up and down with such glee and delight. she is so excited that her 1978 high waisted pleated denim shorts are a perfect fit. her mother said before she went on the show "i don’t care if they staple a deer carcass to your face and make you wear a dress made out of ziploc bags full of baby vomit. you smile and act like that’s the cutest damn deer carcass you ever did smile through. you are on project runway and you gonna make mama some cash. we finally gonna have a good christmas this year. ya hear me girl? ya hear?"
Go to Elle and read the whole thing.
