Friday, August 11, 2006

Tim's Saturn

Dear Tim,

You look great in the Saturn Sky Roadster. Is it really yours? You certainly deserve it!

You're so sweet, but no, that was not my Saturn. I should probably add, "thankfully." If I owned a car, I would be it's slave. I can't afford to put it in a garage, and the moving-it-every-other-day would drive me to despair. Also, it's such a sexy and sporty little thing that it's crying out, "Beat me, scar me!" And somebody would.