Our old friend Madpawn from TwoP sends these along:
How many Keiths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I have a perfect image in my mind of a woman, and she doesn't screw in lightbulbs.
How many Bradleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just him, but the lightbulb might have to go to the Tresemmé Hair and Makeup room by itself.
How many Lauras does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
When you already have five children, it's hard to make the kind of emotional investment that screwing in a lightbulb entails.
How many Vincents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one, though he has to resist turning the lampshade into a hat.
How many Kaynes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Is this a lightbulb? No lightbulbs in the store EVER!!!!!
How many Michaels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just him, and he does it very well, but it won't get any screentime anyway.
How many Angelas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
She's already made it into a rosette.
I'm almost afraid to ask: any more suggestions?
